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The strange things about Santa Claus
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He is the guy who comes each year. He is wraped in red and got a white beard. The century just changed is live :(
This is just the latest blow struck in a global politically correct crusade against this jolly fat man. For example:
1. Australian Santas are told not to say, "ho,ho,ho" for fear of offending women or scaring children.
2. British Santas are being sent to boot camp to lose weight.
3. Some American Santas are being told not to greet people with "Merry Christmas" in case it offends people of different faiths.
It seems that nearly everywhere Santas have been given a list of taboos also. These include:
1. Don't scoop up a child and sit them on your knee, but rather ask a parent to place their child on Santa's knee. It's no longer politically correct for Santa to touch a child.
2. Don't conceal your hands when a child has a picture taken with Santa. Santa's hands must be visible at all times.
3. Don't smoke or carry a pipe as part of the uniform.
4. Don't eat strongly flavored food before meeting parents and children. ** Don't promise a child any particular toy or gift because the parents might not be able to deliver or afford said gift.
5. Don't lie on your application because background checks will be made.
6. Don't take a job as Santa without liability insurance.
POOR OLD GUY!
